MYSTERY SOLVERS : DORK EDITION.
MYSTERY SOLVERS : DORK EDITION.
I did a thing.
too hot to handle
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My mom bought gummy vitamins. For me. I am not an adult.
To be fair, she also got some for her parents because they hate pills, but still.
"you make my heart beat in iambic pentameter."
no you don’t understand shakespeare literally writes to the beat of your heart
- that’s why shakespearean actors will sometimes pound their chests in time to the words during readings
- that’s why you use fluctuations in the rhythm to track your character’s emotional state - any irregularities in the scansion are like the character’s heart stuttering or jumping or skipping a beat
- that’s why when characters share the rhythm - switching off in the middle of a foot - those characters inevitably have an extraordinarily intimate connection
shakespeare fucking writes viscerally, he is literally in your body, and that, my friend, that is why the best shakespearean actors don’t posture and emote
you have to be fucking alive and passionate and electric - it can’t be intellectual, in the end, it has to be about connection and the sweating, cheering, jeering, bleeding masses you’re performing to, because make no mistake, shakespeare may go to lofty heights, but he only works if you’re just as grounded in the earth. he has to be in your body. he has to be in your body.
holy motherfucking shit i love shakespeare so much, get him in your bones, breathe him in, stomp and rage and pine, dadum dadum dadum dadum dadum, it is literally to the beat of your heart
Whenever I teach verse or direct a Shakespeare play, this is the FIRST thing I say. People need to be reminded that Shakespeare is human. It’s maybe the most human text you’ll ever encounter. It’s easy to forget that, especially because so many of his words are so iconic. But those words are as alive as you. Hell, they even breathe the same way.
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I spent the morning learning how to sing the Mandarin Chinese versions of “Let it Go” and “Do You Want to Build a Snowman”. Maybe one day, if I’m brave enough, I’ll record myself. In the meantime, only the empty house will know how terrible my Chinese singing is. >_<
Hey, someone thinks you did good today! Give yourself a short cake break. :3
im laughing so hard you’re so fucking stupid
Proof that people behind anon-hate are nothing but fucking cowards. So the next time an anon sends you hate, just remember this post and know you’re so much better than they are.
The epitome of fucking stupid.
Posts this for all my friends that keep getting hate from absolute morons.
And this is why I would rather get busted sending anon support and will never send anon hate.
The absolute nerve of “oh please delete it I don’t want people to get mad at me”. Like I just said I hope you get hurt, but please do me a favor and be nice to me.